Only the devil would invent "Ramen in a watermelon."
1. This shoe salmon tartar.
2. This crime against humanity.
3. This sundae that makes me feel ill.
4. "Yes hi, I would like the wateramenlon, please."
5. This beer shrimp thing.
6. This chicken parmesan taco choice.
7. This inflatable boat drink for the group.
11. This topping-less pizza, which is somehow an option.
12. Whatever food is on this women's menu vs. men's menu. Because that exists.
13. This cake-drink combo.
14. This tower of bad choices.
15. This "half a bottle of fries."
16. This genuinely disgusting concoction.
17. Whatever the hell this is.
18. This just-chicken-and-bread pizza.
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